Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast
Submitted by InternationalMan's Jeff Thomas, via The Burning Platform blog,
Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said. “One can’t believe impossible things.”
“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
–Alice in Wonderland