"Brutal Price Action" - Bonds & Bullion Surge, Dollar Dumps After Dismal Data Deluge

Disappointing inflation and retail sales data has sparked a surge in safe-haven demand for bonds and bullion, and left stocks confused this morning ahead of The Fed statement and press conference this afternoon...
A disastrous morning for US macro data - and yet we are assured by The Fed that a hike is overdue and everything is awesome...
It's not!
Gold and Bonds are well bid...
Pushing 10Y yield to its lowest since Nov 10th...
And Nasdaq jumped on the dovish-inspiring data dump...