UC Davis Rolls Out "Morning After Pill" Vending Machines - "It Encourages Responsibility"
The University of California at Davis has a revolutionary solution for all their binge-drinking students who find it difficult to control their primal urges after a night of frat-hopping...the 'Plan B' vending machine. For $30 a box students can now flush that pesky, potentially-fertilized egg without the hassle of having to walk all the way to a pharmacy.
Of course, the female students on campus seem to love the idea, saying..."It's like useful"....yeah, totally, and stuff.