War

Back in June of 2014, ISIS - which at the time hadn’t yet rampaged its way into the world’s collective consciousness - took over Mosul, Iraq’s second largest city and home to more than 2 million people.

When the city fell, it became immediately apparent that the group was quite serious about its stated goal of creating a medieval caliphate and bringing Sharia Law to the entire region.

The victory wasn’t purely symbolic. ISIS fighters captured 2,300 Humvees parked in the city and looted more than $400 million from Mosul’s central bank.

Queen Elizabeth has promised her subjects that she will authorize the UK to invade of the United States of America if Donald Trump is elected President in November 2016.  Buckingham Palace released a statement from her Majesty, saying “Should Mr Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule“. The D.C.

The ten US sailors who were captured by Revolutionary Guards after entering Iranian waters have been released. The US military confirmed the sailors’ release after the Guards issued a statement claiming they were freed into international waters after an apology from Washington.

A German police officer has revealed that law enforcement are unable to arrest refugees amid a violent refugee crisis in Germany.  The officer, referred to as  Bernd K., said many incidents involving excessive violence, sexual assaults and racism by refugees are being kept a secret by the government. “At first, mostly families with children – who looked educated and spoke English – were coming here,” the officer said.