...but this is a list you do not want to be at the top of...
As The Burning Platform's Jim Quinn so eloquently exclaims...
Thank God for the Department of Education and Common Core.
No child is being left behind in our quest for idiocy.
I’m sure paying union teachers more money will solve our problems.
Free college for morons who can’t add 2 + 2 will be the answer.
We're gonna need moar free stuff.