Brave Vladimir Putin has told senior staff and associates that Queen Elizabeth II is not human but is a ‘reptilian that shapeshifts between human and reptile form’ and according to sources close to the President he has witnessed her shapeshift ‘in the flesh, before his very eyes, and in his opinion, as a warning to him personally.’ Putin met the Queen at the 70th anniversary of the D Day landings in Normandy, France in 2014. He was widely criticised by the Western media for failing to help the monarch up the stairs, and keeping his distance from her in general. It has now emerged that Putin stayed as far away from the Queen as possible because he witnessed her shapeshift moments earlier. ‘The Queen has a long reptile face, almost like a beak, and she is a sickly grey dish water color.’ She shifted between this form and her human state ‘three or four times’ while greeting Putin. He also saw her shapeshift later while she was being helped to her position for the world leaders photo op by Barack Obama and New Zealand’s Governer General Jerry Mateparae. ‘Her hands turned into reptile hands while they helped her up the [...]