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Thursday Humor: Crude Oil Futures

Forget facts (Saudi output at record high), F##k fundamentals (global growth slowing, global glut rising)... just set the algos to buy on every OPEC headline...

 

 

When all OPEC has is "short squeeze" plays - you know just how bad reality is!!

Because what really matters is record highs for stocks...

 

Because leaving the S&P 500 in the twilight zone last night was not acceptable...