IBM Reports Lowest Revenue In 14 Years; EPS Beats On "Full Retard" Tax Gimmick

IBM Reports Lowest Revenue In 14 Years; EPS Beats On "Full Retard" Tax Gimmick

Some companies rely on non-GAAP EPS gimmicks to make their earnings looks pretty; others rely on stock buybacks to reduce the number of shares outstanding; a third group of companies merely adds back everything it believes is not part of SG&A to boost its bottom line... and then there is IBM which does all three at unprecedented levels.

Recall that last quarter, just as IBM's revenue was plunging, the company "beat" courtesy of a collapsing tax rate. This is what we reproted last quarter:

Romney Suggests Cruz Or Kasich Should Drop Out To Stop Donald Trump

Former Governor of Massachusetts and 2012 GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney has warned his party that Donald Trump would secure this year’s presidential nomination if both Senator Ted Cruz and Governor John Kasich stay in the race after tomorrow’s New York primary. Business Insider Reports: In a preview of his interview with David Gregory for his podcast, “The David Gregory Show,” Romney insisted that stopping Trump depends on whether both Cruz and Kasich continue campaigning. “I think that Mr. Cruz and Mr. Kasich divide the vote, and that makes it easier for Mr.

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