99 Problems But Cash Ain't One: Jay Z To Launch Venture Capital Fund

Offering up the most definitive evidence yet that global markets are in the midst of an epic bubble, particularly the tech market with its multi-billion dollar valuations being handed out to every 20-year-old millennial with moderate programming skills and a dream of snapping selfies that automatically transpose ones face with that of a lemur, Jay Z (a.k.a. Shawn Carter) has decided to launch his own venture capital fund.
Per Axios, Jay Z will be partnering with Sherpa Capital and will focus on "seed-stage" tech investments.