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Every several years, a CEO is forced to "resign" after an "inappropriate personal relationship" with a coworker is uncovered (usually at the behest of the coworker). Three years ago it cost the job of Lockheed Martin's income CEO. Moments ago it took down Darren Huston, the CEO of Priceline who has resigned from the Company, effective immediately.

This was the reason for the resignation, according to the press release:

It's official: as of today the bull market that has been mocked as fake, doomed and history’s most-hated just earned a new title: the second-longest ever. And it only took $14 trillion in central bank liquidity, a global, coordinated central bank "put", central banks purchases of Treasuries, MBS, ETFs and corporate bonds,  and nearly 700 rate cuts in the past 7 years to achieve it.

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As China's credit fueled craziness rages on, individual "investors" have been tripping over themselves trying to get in on a piece of the action, opening up enough brokerage accounts for every man, woman, and child in LA and pouring hard earned money into "investment" opportunities such as P2P funds.

It is very fitting that on today's April 28th anniversary of the bull market, the day that officially makes this the second-longest "bull market" in history, the market got a stark reminder of just how it got there: through constant and relentless central bank intervention, which has been "beneficial" to stocks for the most part, however last night was anything but.