In a narrative more befitting of kindergarten, and certainly not grown adults (politicans are exempt), one day after from Trump warned he would defund California if the state passed a bill to make itself a de facto "sanctuary state", saying the state was "out of control", furious state leaders have responded that, drumroll, they are not "out of control."
In testimony provided before the California Senate's Public Safety Committee, Senate President Pro Tem Kevin De Leon (D-Los Angeles) decided to admit that "half of his family" is residing in the United States illegally and with the possession of falsified Social Security Cards and green cards. Lest you think we're exaggerating, here is the exact quote:
With the number of Californians demanding secession soaring post-election, President Trump maybe just about to give them another reason for Caliexit. While all eyes and ears were focused on his Russian comments, President Trump had some choice words for Californians during his recent interview with Fox's Bill O'Reilly.
Conservatives in California claim they are forced to live a double life and keep their mouths shut out of fear for their lives, proving yet again that liberals are tolerant and loving only if you share their ideology. “Just for my physical safety, my personal safety, I have to keep my mouth shut,” said Robert Ward, a Bay Area conservative who describes the fascist ideology permeating the state of California, with free speech being trampled on by zealous liberals who shout down and physically assault anyone who disagrees with them.
California are set to introduce new legislation that will add a third gender option on drivers’ licenses in order for people to officially register as “non-binary”. Non-binary people (also known as genderqueers) are people who say they do not fit within the “male and female” traditional definition. The “Gender Recognition Act” will allow nonbinary people to list a third gender on their drivers’ licenses and change the sex listed on their birth certificates without having to undergo a sex change.