Two weeks ago, in our latest warning to shorts just after Gartman decided to short the market by going long the VIX (just ahead of its Yellen-inspired clobbering) we said we have "bad news for the bear: Gartman will be long the VIX until the S&P hits 2,118." This is what the regular CNBC Fast Money guest said:
At the end of the day, it was all about the dollar.
The most important event of the day, if not week now that the monthly payrolls report has become meaningless in steering the Fed's no-longer-US-but-Chinese-data-dependent-path, will be Yellen's speech at the NY Economic Club shortly after noon local time.
Big banks usually promise their clients all sorts of good things and always continue to issue recommendations to continue to invest in stocks and bonds (obviously to rake in their fees), UBS chartists and technicians Muller and Riesner have now publicly stated we might have seen another top of the S&P 500 index.
As we tweeted at the open, between plunging durable goods, the slide in Services PMI and the tumble in Q1 GDP expectations, it's surprising it took this long to push the Dow green (BUT the S&P smash failed)... Happy Easter Christians...