Gold Drops, Oil Pops As Another Volumeless Buying-Frenzy Strikes Stocks
We begin today's end of day catch up with a report from The Onion that seemed highly appropriate:
NEW YORK - According to a brief but conclusive report released Monday, nobody fucking cares.
“Doesn’t fucking matter,” read the report in part, which went on to inform readers that no one gives two shits, so fuck it. “Seriously. Stop wasting everyone’s goddamn time.”