We suspect a few crypto 'millionaires' are crying in their milk somewhat tonight. We hope this helps...
I was broke, unemployed, I was starting to slouchI was sleeping in the basement on my momma's new couchThat's when I heard it all, a chance to skirt it alla money like my last girlCompletely virtual...
Got the top graphics cards, got a power supplya microprocesser, a motherboard, a towering driveI put the RAM in the RAM slot, drive in the larger baytopped it off, two fansLike a Chargers game!
Price spike to $30!? I missed out, I fearcrudely assemble a rig like a BP engineerMy friends and family smile and smirk and all make fun of meBut I'm-a make them eat their words because I'm gonna be a
Bitcoin BillionaireSpending money like I don't careMining coin in my underwearI'm gonna be a Bitcoin Billionaire
Selecting software and reading the notesI'm picking out my favorite miners like a Penn State coachPick me a digital wallet for holding all my amountsread up on the all the ways to open lots of accounts
I feel like Tom Brady, I got a fear of inflationBut this is crypto, baby--central bank decentralizationThe script I flipped it, laptop encryptedMy life was rotten now all my cotton's Egypt-ed
Now even on my vacation I'm crypto-supplyingThey call me gentrification the way I'm block-modifyingFriends asking "what's the best part of your newfound treasury?"I say "reminding you how you told me I'd never be a…
Bitcoin BillionaireSpending money like I don't careFlash drives in their underwearNow that I'm a Bitcoin Billionaire
The cash was never-ending, youpscale and fun and rowdyI was spending like a 7 on ascale from 1 to Saudi
Call it mad bankin', all night and all weekendMy rig is Al Franken:(grabs what it can while you sleepin')
Just try outspending me and you'll see I'm on a missionI drop more Satoshis than a clumsy Japanese obstetricianBut I ain't open to splits, don't care if it's best or notOpposing forks like a Chinese restaurant
I went from geek to chic, from basic to ASICI went from basement-squatting to yachting from basin to basinWent from no friends and depression to peer-to-peer legend
Bitcoin BillionaireSpending money like I don't careThen one day there was a solar flare...
I was a Bitcoin BillionaireSpending money like I don't careNow I just pawned my underwearUsed to be a Bitcoin Billionaire.