Absurdity Number 1: The reason Wall Street, Washington DC and corporate America are allowed to continue their non-stop economic gang bang of the American middle class, including in particular, economically distressed minorities, is a bunch of weathered confederate army statues and the activities of American neo-nazis.
Absurdity Number 2: Vladimir Putin owns your ass.
Absurdity Number 3: The H1B visa program promotes upward mobility for gender based, ethnic and racial minorities.
Absurdity Number 4: What is good for Wall Street is good for America.
Absurdity Number 5: The United States Congress represents the will of the people.
Abusrdity Number 6: The RICO Act does not apply to the criminal activities of Too Big To Fail Banks.
Absurdity Number 7: War is peace...