Surviving Your 20s... How To Save For Retirement
Research the different ways your employer can assist in retirement saving, such as matching 401k contributions or tripling your salary.
Wed a strapping spouse who looks like they could work well into their 80s without difficulty or complaint.
Remove extraneous expenses from your superfluous lifestyle by adopting the sparse, contemplative life of a Theravada Buddhist monk.
Simultaneously save a percentage of each paycheck and the pit from every avocado, just in case the U.S. Treasury Department starts reconsidering a dollar-based currency.
Considerably reduce the amount you’ll need for retirement by taking up hang gliding.
Source: The Onion