Paranoia Alert: The Trump Trap Has Been Laid
There isn't anything wrong with a little paranoia -- especially when someone is actually out to get you. For the past year, we've heard nothing but horrible things about Trump, how he was 'literally Hitler', an orange pussy grabbing megalomaniac who'd usher in a black age of nuclear fallout and wanton dictatorship. Assholes like Mark Cuban warned of imminent market crashes upon the miracle of him getting elected.