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Trump Has 6 Goldman Appointees- Swamp Drains You

Trump Has 6 Goldman Appointees- Swamp Drains You

 

Dear Trump Voters: Goldman Wins Again.

 To the Trump voters scratching their heads at the PEOTUS' recent appointments. This is the nexus of finance influencing politics in real time. Here is your chance to save yourselves years of denial, cognitive dissonance, regret, and therapy when you are forced to confront the reality that you were lied to. 

Why Trump Voters are Stupid

As Wall Street Tries To Trade On Trump's Tweets, Problems Emerge

Remember when investing was about reading financial reports, following news, anticipating cash flows, inferring the impact of monetary policy on risk prices, occasionally looking at charts (because while traders say past performance is not predictive, virtually everyone expects a chart to forecast precisely what will happen). Well, now it is about simpler things: like what asset will China's great bubble-chasing army send into the stratosphere or, as has been the case over the past few weeks, what will Donald Trump tweet about next.

Azealia Banks Reveals ‘Illuminati Ritual’ She Uses To Stay Sucessful

Rapper Azealia Banks had admitted that she practises Illuminati rituals in a blood-stained room in order to succeed in the entertainment industry.  On Friday night, Azealia uploaded a video to Instagram that showed a room which she said was used ‘for witchcraft’ in order to cast spells and which she admitted she had sacrificed chickens in. Mirror.co.uk reports: In an Instagram video, that has since been deleted, she chats to the camera looking like she’s ready to get her hands dirty.

2016 Year In Review

Authored by Scott Kristoff via Avondale Asset Management,

We started this year with the economy deteriorating and finished it with the second interest rate increase in ten years.  There were a lot of ups and downs along the way, but ultimately 2016 was defined by three key story-lines:  1) Brexit 2) The Presidential Election 3) Fed Policy.

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