Rahm Emanuel Tells Democrats To Stop Crying, Bend Over For "Long Haul" - Then Offers Subversive Advice On Dirty Politics

Stanford University started the week off with two elite liberal inspirationalists to help the tender psyches of turtleneck wearing "compliant and unawares" climb back from the depths of despair. I imagine that miserable couple on the plane to Portland were in attendance - both wearing jeans and faux-buckle loafers with no socks. In a sermon to the fractured cult of Jobs on Monday, Justice Ginsburg put down her antique ivory ear-trumpet to let the world know she wants to eradicate the electoral college, and people need to be more charitable.