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Satanic Uprising: Church Of Lucifer Celebrates Rising Popularity

The Church of Lucifer held its first meeting earlier this month in Old Town Spring, Texas.  Amid mass protests, the co-president Michael W. Ford warned protestors that the church was “here to stay”. “This is what we get when we have Freedom of Religion,” said protester Christine Weick. This was the group’s first meeting at its first building, which is smack dab in the middle of Old Town Spring. “We have gatherings. But they’re not services,” says Co-President Michael W. Ford. “We don’t preach.

Arguing For Marriage

The commenter “Jones” put a comment on a different thread. It was off-topic, and it was so good that I wanted to give it its own post. He writes:

This is not on topic. But I guess it sort of is, because I want to ask whether you’ve chosen the right topic.

This occurred to me after reading another article on this site, the great piece by F.H. Buckley. It has its problems, but the fundamental point is really valuable. We need systems other than law in order to come close to an optimal regulation of society.

Patriarch Kirill Performs Bizarre Ritual In Antarctica Over ‘Ark Of Gabriel’

A bizarre report from the Kremlin says that Patriarch Kirill has performed a strange ritual in Antarctica this week at the mysterious ‘Ark of Gabriel‘, reading a secret text given to him by Pope Francis.  The “Ark of Gabriel” was first discovered in Mecca on 12 September 2011 by a construction crew tunneling under the Masjid al-Haram Mosque, who were all tragically killed by a “plasma emission” when they attempted to unearth it.

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