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Obama Praises New U.S. ‘Miracle Bomb’ That Doesn’t Kill Anyone

A tongue-in-cheek report issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs says that Russian officials are “praising” U.S. President Barack Obama for his development of a “miracle bomb” after the U.S. State Department announced that they had successfully dropped 23,144 bombs on Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen and Somalia in 2015 without killing any civilians.  Whatdoesitmean.com reports: According to this report, the Western world may, indeed, be rushing to President Obama’s door to obtain for themselves these new “miracle bombs” that don’t kill anyone to distinguish themselves too, like the Americans, in their war fighting prowess—particularly against the barbaric Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL/Daesh) terrorists operating in the Levant War Zone that will allow these nations to claim that they are doing something when, in fact, they don’t have to do anything at all. Being left out and not being allowed to either use or purchase President Obama’s “miracle bombs”, this report continues, are Federation Aerospace Forces who are being be left with only “old fashioned bombs” to use in their fight against these barbaric terrorists—and which in the past 10 days alone, 1,097 Islamic State terrorist targets in Syria have been struck thereby allowing Syrian Democratic Forces to continue their advance on the [...]