President Donald Trump is secretly preparing to counter a sinister plot by China to occupy California as part of a massive Pearl Harbor type of attack. With China wiping out a quarter of its world’s largest foreign-currency stockpile over the last 18 months, and taking over top 6 major Hollywood studios, Beijing have already positioned themselves to form an alliance with the Trump-hating liberal elite in order to advance their plans.
Lena Dunham credits her recent weight-loss on the “soul-crushing pain, devastation and hopelessness” she has been experiencing since President Trump was elected. “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” the 30-year-old Girls actor told Howard Stern on his radio show on Monday, proving that Donald Trump is going to make America slim again.
America really is the land of the dreams. Dreams, take many forms; hallucinations, nightmares, delusions, bad trips.
Fake News is really descriptive; how about Fake culture, fake people, fake life. Is America real? You wouldn't think there are people living here if you walk down most streets, all you see is cars, the occasional dog walkers, and the radiant glow of the TV screen. Just forget it all!
It appears President Trump was correct... "fake tears"? You decide...
Necessary... Or Evil?
The Simpsons seem to have an uncanny knack of predicting future events. They have made several predictions in the past including the 9/11 attacks, an Ebola outbreak, and a Syrian war…they even predicted a Donald Trump Presidency back in 2000. Well it looks like they’ve done it again…. In May 2012 the Simpsons appear to have predicted that Lady Gaga would perform at the Super Bowl’s halftime show and even showed the singer floating from the stadium roof in a harness.