Phase 1: The Data doesn't Fit a Central Banker, Liberal Diplomat, or IMF Official's Theory
Old joke describing when a person is married to their ideas
Phase 2: Cure the Frog's Deafness
Via Marketslant.com Our scientist immediately starts studying ways to help the frog hear better. Because clearly, if the frog was not deaf, it would jump. Otherwise the scientist has an outlier on his data. And his theory cant be wrong. It has been working for years.
Jerusalem’s Grand Mufti Muhammad Hussein has voiced his objection to plans by president-elect Donald Trump to move the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. Trump during his campaign called for the US embassy to be moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, “the eternal capital of the Jewish state.” During a sermon Friday at the al-Aksa mosque the Grand Mufti condemned Trump’s plans and said such a move would be an “assault” on all Muslims.
Millionaire heretic Madonna has revealed that she practiced Jewish mystical witchcraft on election night to make Donald Trump lose. Speaking to Harper’s Bazaar, Madonna described focussing on Trump’s image on the TV screen while “lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives” as her agent and friend recited verses from the Quran. She goes on to say that her agent knew someone who worked on the Clinton campaign, and that early in the night they heard that things were not going as expected for the Democratic nominee. ‘It was just like watching a horror show.
An alien abductee has come forward and publicly revealed the plan extraterrestrials have for humanity in the next few years.
Russian President Vladimir Putin looks set to become a Royal Tsar to lead the Motherland through a Holy War, following the death of Prince Dimitri Romanov. The Russian Civic Chamber has advocated that Putin be installed as the Royal Tsar and have supreme power over Russia and the Church, amid claims that a Holy War will be waged with the West in the coming year.