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One Venezuelan's Angry Rant: Six Stories From A Socialist Apocalypse

One Venezuelan's Angry Rant: Six Stories From A Socialist Apocalypse

Authored by Robert Evans, originally posted at Cracked.com,

We like apocalypse fantasies because a part of us thinks it would be kind of fun. No bills to pay, no job to drag yourself to -- life goes back to basics. You don't watch The Hunger Games and really think about what it would be like to have a toothache or yeast infection you can't treat. And you certainly don't think of it as something that can actually occur.

"Alarm" Rises Among Foreign Diplomats As "Ignorant, Racist" Trump Eyes White House

On Sunday we asked Europeans the following as it relates to Donald Trump: “Idiot, Clown, or Hero?”

It’s not that those are the only three ways to describe the GOP frontrunner (we're sure we could come up with any number of other colorful adjectives both flattering and not), but they do a decent job of summarizing the three ways a Trump presidency could turn out.

#FeelTheBern: Bernie Sanders Dwarfs Clinton In Maine

Bernie Sanders has won the Democratic caucuses in Maine by a double digit margin. The Vermont senator claimed his eighth Democratic nomination victory and needs to beat Hillary Clinton in the Michigan primary on Tuesday to stand a chance of winning the nomination. Should the Jewish, anti-establishment, holistic man from a humble background, whom the media desperately tries to ignore, win on Tuesday, then according to recent predictions, America and the world would #FeelTheBern and all will become one.

JPM's Head Quant Explains Who Unleashed The S&P Rally, And What May Happen Next

JPM's Head Quant Explains Who Unleashed The S&P Rally, And What May Happen Next

Yesterday, when reading the latest note by JPM's "Gandalf" head quant Marko Kolanovic, we noted something strange: for the first time we observed a JPM quant not only commenting on such sensitive topics as social fairness, but daring to challenge the oligarch orthodoxy implying that Buffett is wrong that "the babies being born in America today are the luckiest crop in history."

This is what he said:

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