"The Stock Market Won't Crash, Yet" - The Barron's Cover Strikes Again

When it comes to Wall Street superstitions, few things - even fading the most recent Dennis Gartman call - beats the Barron's front page article jinx: just when you think something will never happen, Barron's confirms it on the cover, virtually assuring that it does.
In which case, be afraid bulls, be very afraid, because if past is prologue Barron's just green-lit the next crash.
The Barron's argument: