Gartman: "We Were Fully, Completely And Totally Wrong", Sees Bear Market In "Catholic Global Terms"

When we reported yesterday, in our daily novelty humor post about the relentless flipflopping of "world-renowned" commodity guru...
... and CNBC Fast Money staple Dennis Gartman, that the newsletter seller said he was "quietly, but steadily, in our own account… our retirement funds here at TGL and the only money we manage but money that is really rather important to us, obviously!... we are turning bearish of equities", we warned "beware the squeeze."
The market proceeded to explode higher.